GO SAINTS! WHO DAT?

Hurricane Warning! 

Outlook for the Atlantic, Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico …

Hurricane Whodat is predicted to make landfall on the Florida coast in the
vicinity of Miami on 7 Feb 2010 at approximately 2200Z (5:00 PM EST). This
extremely powerful hurricane is expected to produce damaging Shockey waves
and Category 5 Brees. Reports from shipping indicate that this unstoppable
storm has blown a huge flock of Cardinals all the way to Arizona , and that
it has sunk a replica Viking longboat, the *Brettigfǻvren. *Livestock, in
particular young horses, will be in severe danger of being decimated.
Predictive damage estimates are unavailable at this time, but they are
expected to be significant.

All interests in and near the Miami area are advised to prepare for a storm
surge of catastrophic proportions as Hurricane Whodat begins to arrive in
approximately 5 days.

Next advisory 07 Feb 2010 at 0300Z (10:00 PM EST).

February 2, 2010
My co-worker Neil Osborne noticed this article: Former Cowboys tight end Jay Novacek's wife found dead.

January 29, 2010
Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Maualuga charged with DUI

January 28, 2010
The Rams released a statement Thursday acknowledging news that the mother of Steven Jackson's child has accused the running back of beating her days before their son was born.

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January 21, 2010
Cops say arrest video of Jets fan was incomplete/

January 19, 2010
Washington Redskins guard Chad Rinehart has been arrested on public intoxication charges in Iowa after he pulled on a locked door at a pizza restaurant

January 17, 2010
Chargers WR Vincent Jackson is arrested for driving with a suspended license.

January 17, 2010
Chicago Bears defensive tackle Dusty Dvoracek was arrested in Norman, Okla., on Saturday after an altercation at a bar, according to multiple media reports.

January 14, 2010
Hall of Famer and Former Bills/Redskins star Bruce Smith pleaded guilty to drunken driving Thursday, saying he wanted to own up to his mistake and strive to be an asset to the community.

January 11, 2010
Tampa Bay Buccaneers safety Jermaine Phillips, the ex-Georgia standout, was being held without bail after being accused of choking his wife, the St. Petersburg Times reported.

January 11, 2010
A Grant County, Wisconsin man apparently let the Green Bay Packers' loss to the Arizona Cardinals get the better of him.

January 9, 2010
Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch reportedly has been accused of stealing $20 from a police officer’s wife.

January 8, 2010
Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress' son, Aaron Kyle Childress, was charged with second-degree driving while intoxicated early Saturday morning in St. Paul, Minn.

January 7, 2010
Son of Vikings coach charged with DWI

January 6, 2010
Former NFL receiver Terry Glenn has been charged with auto theft in what his attorney says is a mix-up over a car rental.

January 6, 2010
Former Lions and Michigan State receiver Charles Rogers has been sentenced to 93 days in jail for contempt of court after apparently drinking too much and passing out at a Mexican restaurant.

January 2, 2010
Already, on the first day of the year, an NFL arrest has been made...First-year Colts player Tajiddin Smith was arrested early Friday on suspicion of drunken driving.